23.Papers Lie
Today's papers are in the dock
The jury's out, circulation's up
Need the headlines, believe them or not
Fat cat gets eaten by fatter dog
Another exclusive from the street of shame
A sixteen year old girl takes her clothes off again
We hate pedophiles, we'd have them all killed
But don't worry none, she's on the pill
We want a free press
Don't need abuse
Don't need your egos
We just want news but
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